Well, This Is Sure To Piss You Off - Urban Dictionary's Top Definitions

If you’ve got a strong stomach and a cool head check out Urban Dictionary's Top Definitions for the following words. Unfucking Believable…...

Illustration: Jim Cooke / Jezebel

Illustration: Jim Cooke / Jezebel

Feminism -

Most popular / top response:
“The biggest disgrace to my gender.
Feminism used to be about women getting the same rights as men, such as the right to vote and equal pay at work.
Now feminism is a movement full of women who seem to think that their ability to push a baby out of their vagina entitles them to bigger and better everything.”


Sexism -

Most popular / top response:
“A way of life like welfare for black people. now stop bitching and get back to the kitchen.
Funny sexism:


Political Correctness -

Second most popular response: 
“Something that started out as a sort of moral common sense - actually not a bad idea, eg. saying 'black person' instead of 'god-damn cotton-pickin' nigger'.
However, the whole thing got utterly out of hand in the early 90s to the point where a lot of people will say 'Afro-Carribean' or 'Afro-American' because they think it's racist to say 'black'! It gets even more ridiculous when you consider that in some parts people think it's offensive to 'blackboard' or 'black coffee'.”


Gender Equality -

Most popular / top response:
“Gender equality is the,well,equality of men and women,neither superior than the other.
Jane slaps Joe here across the face.
Jane:No hitting girls-you know the rules!
Joe:BULLSHIT!Gender equality-neccessary.
Joe throws a fist at Jane and walks away.”


Mansplaining -

Most popular / top response:
“Stating accurate, verifiable facts. Especially when these facts are inconvenient to the feminist worldview, or contradict feminist talking points.
It is often used by a feminists who makes an incorrect claim in support of their narrative, and someone responds with something refuting the feminist’s claim, which she (usually it’s a she) cannot counter.
By claiming “mansplaining,” she tries to pretend to have invalidated her opponents claim, even though she has not addressed it at all.”


Equality

Most popular / top response:
“1) An irritating concept that gave rise to algebra equations.
2) An ideal shared by many downtrodden citizens across the globe that all men deserve the same treatment regardless of differentiating factors, such as race, religion, gender, weight, physical and/or mental abilities (or lack thereof), income, personality, looks, etc.”


Sexual Harassment -

Most popular / top response:
“Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.
Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!”


Women's Rights -

Second most popular response: 
“Defined by logical people: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, men get.
Defined by politicians and women: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, they keep.”


Rape -  

Most popular / top response:
“When they aren't kissing you. It takes two to tango.
Either he didn't brush his teeth, or she just got raped.”


Womansplaining -

Most popular / top response:
“Using bigoted, illogical rhetoric to explain why you intend to undervalue and/or ignore the point of view of someone of the opposite gender.
Claiming to be the final authority on sexism by right of your gender is womansplaining.”


Feminazi -

Most popular / top response:
“There's a difference between a feminazi and a feminist.
A feminist is someone who supports womens' rights. Simple as that. Thinks girls in poorer countries should go to school, is opposed to those music videos that consist of like, three minutes of boob shots, etc. Equality is cool, guys. Feminism is cool.
A feminazi is not a feminist. Feminists believe in equal rights for us, feminazis just make us look stupid. Feminazis believe that all men are idiots, wearing a bra is a symbol of oppression (personally I find bras comfortable), shaving our legs is apparently showing that we GIVE INTO MALE PRESSURE TO BE ATTRACTIVE HOLY SHIT, snowmen must be called "snowpeople", and that any song that mentions a girl is supporting rape or whatever. Is apparently against sexism, making them a hugefuckinghypocrite.”


African-american -

Second most popular response:
“The current, acceptable, feminist-certified, polically correct way to refer to anyone of african descent. Designed to eliminate any unintended racial tension in this hypersensitive, perpetually offended society we've become where people just can't lighten the fuck up anymore.
That's not a poor black guy dressed up as Santa Claus, that's an economically disadvantaged african american exercising the right to achieve monetary compensation by commercially benefiting from the eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival"


White Supremacist -

Second most popular response:
“1. A White man or women who has retained a love, pride, understanding and respect for their extendend gentic family, the White race despite the mass brainwashing propganda from the Zionist and self hating White liberal controlled media.
2. A media slur for a White Nationalist.
Man: Why is it that blacks, hispanics and jews are all allowed to fell pride in their race and all have organisations to defend their interests, why can't whites have the same rights. I think I will become a White Nationalist. 

 

Mexican -

Third most popular response:
Someone hailing or claiming ancestry from Mexico.
"The damn Mexicans stole my tires again."


Bitch -

Most popular / top response:
A bitch is just a bully in a skirt.
Like any bully, she won't lay off until you stand up to her.
Like any classic bully, she thinks she's tough until her victim fights back. When a victim successfully fights back, the classy bully's demeanor turns from wannabetough to whiny crybaby. i.e. - a classic bitch

 

Jew -  

Third most popular response:
someone that you burn
jake: what's a jew?
connor: someone that you burn”