But then I got high....

……. Apparently so did you…..

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An ode to dope

I wanna start off with a warning: If you smoke over 800 Fatty Bloom Blatty’s a day you might die. And what follows is not a paid/unpaid endorsement for blowin’ the Boo-Yaa. That said...

A recent Gallup survey showed that 43% of us are hittin’ the Hippie Lettuce and 13% are tokin’ as we speak (I might be one of them, I can’t remember…)

About a year ago I wrote my own version of “But Then I Got High”. I was totally gonna publish it but then I got high. Then about a week ago I found the ripped out title page of a trash novel my first attempt was written on. I was gonna post it but then…..

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
— Bob Marley

I was gonna shave my legs but then I got high

I was gonna walk the dog but then I got high

There’s a pile of shit in my closet and I know why

Because I got high…

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
— Carl Sagan

I was gonna go to yoga but then I got high

I was gonna call my mom but then I got high

My fridge is full of spoiled milk and rotten vegetables and I know why

Because I got high…

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.
— Richard Neville

I was gonna answer my phone but then I got high

I was gonna flush but then I got high

My mail’s unopened and I know why

Because I got high…

Cannabis is just way too healthy for a sick health care system.
— Sebastian Marincolo

I was gonna wash my hair but then I got high

I was gonna remove the Biore strip but then I got high

My memory’s for shit and I know why

Because I got high……

With booze you lose, with dope there’s hope.
— Anon ;-)

Article by Anna Quick-Palmer